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Somu n Bunty were fighting after exam.
Sir r u fighting?
Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir-So what?
Somu: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied

har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

1stLine always 2b writtn in exams
"all d answers writtn below r imaginry
n wrk of pure fiction.
Any resmblance is unintentionl n purely co-incidental"

Education is such a wonderful
and precious thing...................
I wonder why it is wasted on us..

Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye,
duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye.
abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi,
aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana hai
Beta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.
Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha?

Keh do un padhne walo se..
kabhi hum bhi padha karte the..
Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain..
Utna to hum chhod diya karte the..