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If d Xam Cums Tough,
Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment,
take deep breath n Say..
"Dis is Very Interesting Subject,
i wan 2 study it 1 More year"

PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.
Girls r my destination.
Dating is my occupation.
Sighting is my profession.
In btween wat d hell is this Education!.

na moh na maya hai
Aalas tum hi ko aya hai
Baith k char panne palat lo beta,
final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..

Kuch likho to aisa likho ki,
kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye
Har paper me fheko itna ki,
examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..

Filmi college Exam-
Welcome Class-Dhoom2 Paper-Raaz Copy- Majboor
Marks-Asambhav Final Exam-Murder
Fail-Ye to hona hi tha Pass-Chamtkar.

Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . .
BHAGWAN !! Is Baar Pass Kara De
Next Time Zaruur Padonga