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To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time"
and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Why Study For Exams....
Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.

Fizaye kehti h pyar karo,
Bahare kehti hai,aanke char karo.
Magar gharwale kehte hai
Abhi umar kam hai pehle M.B.A. pass karo,

Eq1:Stdy=Dnt Fail
Eq2:Dnt Stdy=Fail
And Eq1 & Eq2 Stdy+Dnt Stdy=Fail+Dnt Fail=>Stdy(1+Dnt)= Fail(1+Dnt)=>STUDY=FAILHence Proved.

A Thought for all Graduates
"a Thermometer isnt the only thing that gets a degree without having any brain".