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Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram - doctor
Teacher. - why ?
Ram - bcoz its only profession
where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes
and her husband pay 4 it

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?
Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........
tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse.
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked
This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.
What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Toms bar
& sleeps wth any1 who asks her.
Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down,
and now tell me where is TOMS BAR.

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha