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SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut
BAHU:Koi faida nahi
SAAS:Kyu?
BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ?
Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

What is Fashion Designing?
Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes
With Too Many Little Ideas
On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

Chemistry ki class me.
Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates?
Ladki ne sharmate hue jawab diya,
my nite rates r higher than day

One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?
Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!

Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?
Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye

The First Month,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary
a Skirt As Salary
Second Month?? . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!