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What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?
Ans- U like them when they are new.
Always u like others thing.
U have to charge them at night.

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE,
so u r Fined Rs.11461,
Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461?
Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT,
& 10.2% Entertainment Tax.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!

A boy pulled a girl into room,l
ocked the door,putoff the light,
pulled her 2 the bed,
dragged her in 2 the blankt n said
"see mynew radium watch"

Difference between Good girl & bad girl
Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere
but bad girl opens all buttons
to make d atmosphere hot.

Q: What is the difference b/w
a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!