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July is the month of breast cancer awarness.
On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

Recession in the world is so bad & serious
that majority of the people have
started sleeping with their own wives.

Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market??
Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew...
The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),

Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.
Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..

A famous sex therapist was once asked:
"Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?
Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says
i will do anything 2 pass in d exams&
professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !
Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga.
Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.