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In breast stroke swiming competition
French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd.
Our Banto came last.
She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !

Q: What is the similarity between Playboy magazine & National Geographic?
A: U will see a lot of great places
where u CAN never reach !!!

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani BILLI Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga.
Girl: Kabhi BILLI Nahi Dekhi Kya?
Boy: BILLI To Dekhi Par Billi Ko DUDH Ki Rakhwali Karte Pehli Bar Dekha.

Sardarni came naked to serve halwa to guests.
Sardar screamed: what r u doing?
Sardarni: Cooking book mein likha tha
"serve HOT without DRESSING..!!"

ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE
BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME.
Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET
On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"

1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy,
why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened
when she married a Prince?
Because she found out that
"not every Ruler has twelve inches"