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AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

Santa:Daddy maine biwi ko sms Kiya
k mai rat ko aaunga
rat ghar aaya to BIWI kisi or k sath soyi thi
Daddy:ho sakta h usko SMS na mila ho.

What is diffrnce betwn "Aadmi" aur "Aaurat".
Aaurat ek hi Aadmi se bahut saari ummide karti hai
aur Aadmi bahut saari aurato se ek hi ummid karta hai ;-

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple.....,
dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye
Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha
wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai.
Gusse me bola: Uth santo,
aisi jgah kam nahi krna
jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.

Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex.
Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?

Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,
4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.
To sardar ghar pe apni biwi se bola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai