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We all spend so much money for buying clothes
but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

Ak dost dosre se:Yar aj teri bhabi ghar pe nai hai warna main tumko chai pilata.. Dosra dost: abey o kanjos,doodh Market me b mil jata hai

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

Sari dunia krti hai humare pyar ka virodh!
Sari dunia krti hi humare pyar ka virodh! . . .
Humare pyar ki raksha karega SUPERDELUXE NIRODH.

Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective
2 check if I was cheating on u?
Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,
but 2 find out how u satisfy her!

Recent sex survey report :
10% of girls say "b quick it pains"
10% Say "speed is not enough"
& the rest 80% say "quick,
my husband may come home anytime!"

Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-
bhut insan ko darane k liye...
Machar insan ko satane k liye...
& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.