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Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.

An actress was filling up a form.
There was a column in d form
where 1 was required to state martial status.
Married/unmarried.
And she wrote:occasionally married

me tujhse ek armaan maangta hu,
tujhse apni jaan maangta hu,
tu so jaayegi mobile off karke,
isliye ek gud night kiss udhar maangta hu.
gud drmz swt nyt

A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar.
She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!

1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,
Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

BIPASA desh k har nagrik ko milni chahiye
Bipasa ko pana hamara adhikar hai
Bipasa har shaher/ gav ko milni chahiye
BIPASA: BI=BIJALI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.

Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS...
1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY,
3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable
when NO one IS WATCHING...