Student Exam SMS [all SMS] - Page7

1st line to be writtn in exam:"All the answrs writtn below r imaginary & r of pure fiction.Any resemblance to text book is unintentional"

Ek student university ke toilet me gaya,
jab andar jhakar seat pe baitha
to samne diwar pe likha thaa
abe itna zor study pe lagata to 1st ataa.

Heights of bindassness-
Finishing the paper & coming out of the exam hall
& asking "Kaun sa subject Tha Be Saalay..

The LAW says...
"If u cant convince som1,confuse them.....!!
"Do U knw which LAW it is???
This is" LAW OF ANSWERING IN MSc VIVA..:

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY??
S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited SmsD.
DreamingY. YawningSo Study Hard!

Whenever u Feel like studying.
go into a room, just sit down Relax,
Take a deep breAth nd slap urself
n sAy idiot whats this new hAbit.

Hum jeete 1 bar hai,
Hum marte 1 bar hai,
Pyaar bhi 1 baar hota hai
Shaadi bhi 1 baar hoti hai
Toh Fir, Yeh EXAM baar baar kyun?