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Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself