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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of CO INCIDENCE?". Sardar : Sir, my mom n dad married on the Sameday, Sametime.

A pregnant lady goes to astrologer.He says when the baby Will deletered baby's father will die.The lady says oh thank god my husband is safe

Written on the front side of a Girl's T shirt: "I am a Virgin " ... On the back "This is an Old T shirt "..!

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!