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Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.