Funny SMS [Funny SMS] - Page8

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

HOW LUV CHANGES-B4 marriage:roses r red, violets r blue, u r beautiful, i luv u!After marriage:roses r dead, i'm blue, u get on my nerves, someday i'll kill u!

************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.