Funny SMS [all SMS] - Page16

Purani Kahwat He K Sone K Time Tension Ko Sath LeKr Nhi Sona Chahye Lekin Phir Bi Log Pta Nhi Kyon Apni Biwi Ko Apne Sath Le Kr Sote He?

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"

If ur world is spinning ROUND and ROUND And ur HEART is beating VERY FAST.!!!!Do u think it is LOVE???Na munna NaIT IS HIGH BP

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"

Suna Hai aap ki muskrahat pe LOG marte hain…..Mujhe b 1 banda marwana hai zara time nikaal k aana or us k saamne muskrana.