Funny SMS [all SMS] - Page14

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

A TOWN PLANNER ASKED A TOWN DESIGNER,IN YOUR OPENION WHATS THE PROBLEM IN DESIGNING OF A WOMAN TOWN DESIGNER: WELL, NOTHING MUCH, EXCEPT THAT ENTERTAINMENT AREA IS TOO CLOSE TO SEWERAGE AREA

A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girls hand & girl in return touched boys hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D

Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR

humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.